SOTW: A little redicularity

Love this group. Love this video. or else!

Absolutely ROOned

God damn it Shrek, you had to go and sign a new contract. Had a whole write up about how City will now officially be the biggest team in Manchester.

It's only a matter of time.

City will finish above United this season. Whether that's second or third I am not quite sure yet.

But seriously, you ruined all the fun I was going to have at United's expense. Lest we not forget that Ronaldo signed a new contract the year before he bailed for Madrid.

Maybe you will still jump ship and fuck off to Euro... who the fuck am I kidding you wont go anywhere that would require learning a foreign language, you barely speak English(I'm being generous, I know).

So that rules out Spain, Germany, and Italy. Where you going to go, the MLS? Join Rangers in the SPL? Don't think so bub. Your options were Chelsea, but you wouldn't do well in the capitol, or City and even your dumb ass realized what a bad and dangerous decision that would be.

The creative bug hit me earlier and I decided to find a way to express through poetry what a great person you are. Here are a couple of limericks to brighten your spirits, not that your new wage packet of 160,000 pounds per week wont do the trick.


Shrek you filthy scum,

Hiring nasty hoes for a hefty sum.

The word is your skills are legendary,

Hey dead fish don't find these comments incendiary,

You're just a granny-shagging bum.






Rooney you dirty Scouse,

Stay outta my Granny's blouse.

Flirt with City,

You won't get any pity,

They'll burn down your fucking house!


You are welcome, and know that those come from the heart.

It seems as though it is a prerequisite to becoming an England star one needs to have a complete lack of morals and be a downright cunt.*See Cashley, JT, etc.

Hopefully we can shuttle these ones out before they corrupt the younger generations.

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Alright, so Rooney is back at ManU. Woohoo! (not)

Don't call it a comeback.

But that got me thinking, what's the best comeback song of all time? My criterion: 1) it has to be part of a legitimate comeback. No Brett Farve-types need apply. (btw, tangent... did you know that Jenn S T E R G E R backwards is R E G R E T S? Spooky huh?) 2) The Comeback has to have been successful. Sorry Ma$e. 3) The song has to be reasonably good.

Without further (Freddy) Adu:

ok... so that was a joke(kinda). Were you really expecting a real answer? From moi??????????????????

Some other candidates:

if you were wondering about the Ma$e reference...

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The EPL is back.... PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Temryss?

What's with the Mom look? C'mon... BOOOOOOOOOO

btw, the over/under of penis pictures sent to Temryss by Terry Bradshaw is 1.5. Send betting queries to terrysdong@morningpint.blogspot.com

Now we're talking:

As long as I'm involved with the 'Pint, this will always ALWAYS ALWAYS be a place for free-flowing Sexy Pocahontas obsession.

Damn you Seductress.

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Something to get you through the international break:

gotta have patience...

USA -Poland anybody? Anybody at all? ...didn't think so.

On the board

I'm loving that top right one...

The top of the league:

1) Chelsea

2) Man City

3) Man United

4) Arsenal

It's official. The new big four begins.

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More Star Wars graffiti here (also a great site in General): http://weburbanist.com/2010/08/26/how-graffiti-can-be-even-cooler-just-add-star-wars/

and for all the brit-o-philes out there:

THe CAAAAAAAASH Money Monsours

CAPTION: "I'm so rich that I LITERALLY couldn't wipe this shit-eating grin off my face even if my life depended on it."

First off, let me say this: I LIKE CITEH. I'm all about the NWO taking over the EPL and the Manchester Darby becoming the biggest game in English footy. That said, I was, despite myself, shocked to here today that Manchester City spent more on player wages (210 million bucks in US dollars) than they made on the ENTIRETY of their income!!! (191 million) At this point, we're talking in Monopoly Money terms...

[a quick aside to US publications like Soccernet and Foxsoccer. Is it too much to ask for you to convert figures into US dollars? I know sometimes it doesn't seem like it but... your readers aren't British! The expats go straight to BBC sports or the Sun or the Tea and crumpits or whatever effing else. Sorry expats. Thinking about rich people gets me angry]

I just have one question: Is this actually good for sootball/foccer? Is an over-inflated transfer market draped over a economic bubble that still hasn't quite popped yet (just ask ManUer, Liverstool, and Vicky Christina Barcelona) a good situation? Do we really want the THIS GUY...

...and his fellow rouge billionaires and Iron Shiekhs running all of the world's best clubs? Personally, my answer is this: The Show WILL go on. Doomsday scenarios aside, people will continue watching the sport, players will continue playing the sport... and no crazy owner, rediculous TV deal, or mass financial collapse is going to change that. So there's no reason to panic....

AGHHHH THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Read the ESPN article here: http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=828829&sec=england&cc=5901

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THE BLACK KEYS - "TIGHTEN UP"

This song is stuck in my head so bad I figured maybe if I pass it along it will go away like that video in "The Ring" or one of those annoying email chain curse things.

(Note to self: Never again base an action on one of those 'annoying email chain curse things')