Bet he's a Rittle Ronery Right Now

Wow. That must be embarrassing. Not really working out as you planned huh? I can think of seven reasons why you should crawl back into your lair and turn off the tv.

Good thing you don't allow your people to watch tv or read newspapers because I am sure it is going to be brutal. And here is the thing Kimmy, your team is not a feel good story and people don't feel sorry for them because you are a douche and everyone hates you. Sorry to be the one to break the news, but I thought it might be pertinent information.

Well, at least your fans have put in a good showing and been in full voice... errr, wait they were compared by some pundits to accountants attending a seminar for their spirited display at the Brazil match. Why would they be so somber and apathetic? Maybe its because they are fucking Chinese!




You sneaky bastard, paying for your azn brethren to go in your stead since you wont allow anyone out of the country. So the claims are that you hired Chinese performers and actors and sent 1000 of them to South Africa.

These claims are being disputed with some others saying they are select military men and ex-pats that comprise the followers. I believe the truth is somewhere in between.

Ronaldo broke his duck with a comical goal and everyone and their mother put one past the hapless North Koreans. Their tournament life is now over and likely will have some frustrations taken out on them by the big mean Ivorians that will want to get at least a win in the first African-hosted World Cup.

It's been a tough week for Senor Jong-Il, and I don't think it is going to get any better. Be ready to see more of this to come...





Chile has just defeated the ten man Swiss 1-0 and fair play to them, they attacked and overcame the Swiss' negative tactics to take all the points. Behrami got red carded and I am happy to say it could have happened to a more deserving prick. He is a dirty player, good but dirty, and it was a soft red but karma's a bitch.

Spain now have a job to do and i believe they will be up to the task. Fabregas should get a start today because of a niggling injury to Iniesta, and Torres should be on from the start so I expect a beatdown of Honduras. I have a Honduran coworker who is a big talker and I hope to let La Furia Roja silence him today. If I catch him early enough I am going to try to get him to put his money where his mouth is, but I am not sure he is that foolish. Time to head in. Hopefully a good match ahead.