Tuesday, August 17, 2010

So what?


Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

So who cares if Young Boys nearly put the beatdown on Tottenham? They're not going to win at the Lane. Fogedaboutit. And who cares if Anelka is suspended for 18 matches for France. Screw it. Make it a million. What has the black Mr. Clean done for France anyway? And who cares about the Milner, Balotelli, or Ozil transfers? What has any of those guys done at the club level?

Get some real news, soccer news. Seacrest out.
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btw you know you suck when you lose to a team with a name like "Young Boys." Also, there must be a better translation or something. I mean, c'mon, they're just begging for it. What's worse, 'beating Young Boys' or 'being beaten by Young Boys' ... An eternal conundrum.
(I could make dirtier jokes but I'm taking the high road tonight...)
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I'm feeling a bit tense, so I'm off to the Gay Softball World Series (Seacrest?) and then the Dinah Shore (Seacrest??) to blow off some steam... (what a huge weekend for the Gay... who knew? It's like the Super Bowl and the Bachelorette finale being on the same night. Amazing.)

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