MR. CLEO: Premier League Predictions '10-11

Ladies!!!

I'm back. Me and the Mrs. are on the fritz for a while. I mean, honestly, who could stay with a woman who predicted that Lebron would go to Washington. Just redic. Simply redic.

I don't need her anyway.... Did she predict the winner and runner-up of the World Cup? Nope. I did (you can check the posts...). Simply put, I AM THE MAN! So far on the Pint I'm 1 for 2. And that ain't bad. Just call me Napoleon Lajoie. :)m [i like putting a chin on it. It matches my face] .

Alright, enough BS. I'm sure you all have betting to do, so, without further ado...

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Premier League Predictions:

Champion: Manchester United

This is Sir Alex's last major title. Enjoy it while it lasts. Watch out for Dracula who is poised to have a breakout year (and be sure to wear silver).

Next 3: Arsenal (2nd), Chelsea (3rd), Manchester City (4rth)

The kids will have a good year... then Fabo is gone and with it all hopes of a title any time soon. The real story this year will be the beginning the age of Citeh who, despite a slow start, will finish strong. Fear the Light Blues. Chelsea is a year older and not much better and I think their season will come down to the January window. Fear the "Sneaky F*&#ing Russian" (Snatch=Most Underatted Movie... Ever)

Next 3: Tottenham (5th), Liverpool (6th), Everton (7th)

The Liverpudlians are coming... but not before the Tots. I really wish there could be 5 EPL teams in the CL, don't you? This team doesn't deserve to not be there, just like I believe I shouldn't not use double negatives. They're going to be the most exciting team in the league this year. Just you watch.

Mid-Table: Bolton (8th), Newcastle (9th), Wigan (10th), Sunderland (11th), Blackburn (12th), Aston Villa (13th), Wolverhampton (14th), Fulham (15th), Birmingham (16th), West Ham (17th)

Just like watching these teams, talking about them is equally boring. How about those Magpies, huh? Good to have 'em back. I think I'm going to watch "Goal" after this. C'mon Santiago!!! (btw since when is Sonny McLeans a Newcastle pub? Just redic. Absolutely, positively redic.)

Relagated: Stoke City (18th), West Brom (19th), Blackpool (20th)

Sorry Rory, but you're going to have to take your throw-ins elsewhere... (Please let it be where Crouchy and his Nachos end up... Please!!!)

(IF YOU HAVE EVER WATCHED A VIDEO WE'VE PUT UP IN THE PAST... OR HAVEN'T... PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND WATCH THAT ONE. CLASSIC. EPIC-LY CLASSIC.)

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Satisfied? I didn't think so.

Time to watch some games... (TMI: I have a semi right now... In fact... I'm full on. Where's the Spice channel when you need it? Come back Mrs. Cleo. Please, come back... I'm so sorry...)

THE GAMES ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a double rainbow! It's on our front lawn!